i drew this in 2009 and i made it my profile picture but i forget why??
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
The complex will mix luxury and affordable units; 219 luxury units overlook the water, while 55 affordable housing units, contained in a separate “building segment,” will overlook the street. Low-income tenants will also be barred from using amenities like a swimming pool and a basketball court on-site.
What the fuck?
When your shoes disappear and then reappear the next day on your washer and no one knows how they got there
-x-files theme plays-
baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”
naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?
bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”
*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*
naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???
bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”
♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬
Facebook, I appreciate you telling me where to find single men in my area, but the blood sacrifice does not need to be renewed until April.
I was looking up why dogs eat cat poop out of litter boxes because, for some reason, my dog, Wisteria, has had the thrist for Bram’s poop ever since he left yesterday (I have not scooped the litter box yet cause I’m a failure) and I found this on the ASPCA website and can’t stop laughing:
"Some dogs even follow others around, waiting until they defecate so that they can eat the feces right away. Dogs have also been reported to twist their bodies around so that they can eat their own feces as they are defecating. Despite much hypothesizing about nutritional deficiencies, there is no apparent reason for this strange behavior. […] In fact, dogs left for long periods in an area with droppings will often play with the feces by tossing them in the air."
Dogs are real. Dogs are out there. Tossing poop in the air for fun.